Certified

I'm now a certified First Aider. Well nearly - the certificate's in the post.
I spent the day practising bandaging, breathing air into a dummy and singing "baa baa black sheep" (long story).

I've decided that this is a good skill to have as I've witnessed two fires (and called emergency services two times) in the space of two months.
Question: If I've reported fires twice this year, will I be suspected of arson??

Anyways. If you need some first aid, I can help!